United in Hate
The Only Thing the Extreme Left, Far Right and Islamists Can Agree On
Strange Bedfellows, Familiar Hate
You’ve got to hand it to antisemitism—it’s nothing if not versatile. Like a cockroach in a nuclear blast, it crawls out of every ideological bunker intact. And now, in our modern age of clashing identities and moral outrage hashtags, it’s found a new talent: uniting people who otherwise wouldn’t share a sandwich.
The far Left, the far Right, and radical Islamists can’t agree on women’s rights, free speech, or even whether music is allowed—but somehow, they’ve all synced up on one beat: Jews are the problem.
What a symphony of stupidity.
The Left: Painting Jews as Colonisers (While Chanting for Caliphate)
Start with the “progressive” left—those who think smashing Starbucks windows is anti-imperialism. For them, Israel is the last vestige of white European colonialism, which would be news to the Mizrahi Jews who were kicked out of Iraq, Egypt, and Morocco. But nuance isn’t exactly the Left’s strong suit. These are the same people who scream “Decolonise!” while waving flags of groups that want to reintroduce religious theocracies.
If you’re a Jew and you’re not actively flagellating yourself for existing—congrats, you’ve just been recategorised as the oppressor.
The Right: Recycling History’s Greatest Hits
Then there’s the far Right, who barely had to dust off their old scripts. Rothschild conspiracies, globalism, the “Great Replacement”—pick a fantasy. Doesn’t matter if Jews are accused of being capitalist overlords or communist saboteurs—just so long as they’re to blame. Antisemitism is their evergreen bestseller, from medieval blood libels to modern meme factories.
If your ideology hinges on a shadowy cabal controlling the world, you’re not a political thinker. You’re a lazy screenwriter.
The Islamists: Not Even Pretending
And the Islamists? No beating around the bush here. Hamas and Hezbollah don’t do dog whistles—they do foghorns. Their charters explicitly call for Jewish annihilation. Not Zionists. Not settlers. Jews. Pigs. Monkeys. Vermin. It’s not coded language—it’s the kind of thing that would get you kicked off Twitter (unless you frame it as “anti-Israel,” in which case, blue ticks will applaud).
And yet, every Saturday in London, they get a standing ovation from people who think “intersectionality” means linking arms with literal theocrats.
The Progressive Paradox: Pride Flags and Jihad
It would be hilarious if it weren’t tragic. You’ve got LGBT activists chanting alongside those who’d throw them off rooftops if they ever set foot in Gaza. Why? Because Jews ruin the aesthetic of their oppression narrative.
In the upside-down hierarchy of modern victimhood, Jewish suffering is the only one that apparently deserves an asterisk. Holocaust survivor? “Zionist.” Refugee from Yemen? “Coloniser.” British Jew walking past a Palestine protest? “Trigger.”
Projection Is the Glue
What binds this twisted trio together isn’t ideology—it’s projection.
The Left projects its guilt over Western imperialism.
The Right projects its rage at imaginary elites.
The Islamists project their theocratic supremacism under the banner of “resistance.”
And like some cursed Rorschach test, the same inkblot always appears: the Jew.
Not Just Talk—It’s Violence
Let’s not pretend this is all metaphorical. Jewish students are being harassed on campuses. Synagogues need security guards. Holocaust memorials are being defaced. Jews are being stabbed in LA, punched in Paris, and screamed at in London.
Swastikas now come with hashtags, and “From the river to the sea” is the new “Jews will not replace us.”
This Isn’t a Glitch. It’s the System
So if you’re still baffled when you see someone in a keffiyeh hugging someone in drag, just remember: this isn’t a bug. It’s the system. Jew-hatred is the one conspiracy theory that everyone—from jihadists to vegans—still loves to share.
If your politics require a Jewish villain, congratulations. You’re not fighting for justice. You’re just reviving the oldest hatred in a new costume—and calling it resistance.